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My links are not intended for people of low intelligence, whether adults or children. None will take you to anything dangerous, but links lead to links, so be warned not to go too far.
|Oh yes! I was an expert. But not till now, not till the InterNet, has there been a place that is public enough and also private enough to reveal my secrets.|
|I never did my
Here are some suggestions:
The best way is to con the teacher into thinking you like him or her. This is really easy if you are intelligent , and lets face it, if you were not intelligent, you would not be reading this.
If you are ahead in your work you can claim to have done the homework for some future, more advanced, part of the course, and suggest that the teacher ought to know that so surely you weren't expected to do this easy bit of the work. Plenty of time to do the other work, and by then a new excuse can be devised, or re-use the same one.
The best excuse for not doing the homework is that you were not at school when the homework was set. It is important for all intelligent students to miss as much school as possible: the only real education is self-education.
|Note that teachers
get totally pissed off when you do well in their little tests if you
never do their homework and hardly go to their classes, so it is
important to give answers to their tests that are too advanced for them,
so they think your paper is just ordinary and only pass
Do not think that one day you will be old enough to get away with it, because it only happens while you are a kid, because they try to keep doing it to you, that is, like making you do your homework and obeying a lot of crappy rules and shit. so get used to life now, a world ruled by total bastards who are totally dumb, but big. The best is to play it cool and just not be seen.
And finally, for everyone reading this, never promise to catch up homework not already done, because there is nothing more futile than a future made up of fabricated imitations of un-realised possible existences that did not happen on time.